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Jakey
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« Reply #50 on: 8 December 2007, 00:44:15 »
10 Years Later...

Machine Man, now a 20-something living in a fancy apartment in the city, has invited a charming woman into his home to drink, laugh... and maybe something more.

Girl: Uh, so what's this? *pulls out Mario cookie*
MM: That's, that's nothing.  I don't know.
Girl: Well it was on your couch so I assumed you knew what it was.
MM: Well, uh, umm.. I dunno. Uh, looks like my Mario cookie.
Girl: Your WHAT?
MM: mario cookie.
Girl: #####ing nerd.  Let go of my boob.
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« Reply #51 on: 8 December 2007, 01:36:39 »
He needs to search for the girl with the Peach cookie.
beware the andy
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« Reply #52 on: 8 December 2007, 01:45:11 »
: Jakey   8 December 2007, 00:44:15
10 Years Later...

Machine Man, now a 20-something living in a fancy apartment in the city, has invited a charming woman into his home to drink, laugh... and maybe something more.

Girl: Uh, so what's this? *pulls out Mario cookie*
MM: That's, that's nothing.  I don't know.
Girl: Well it was on your couch so I assumed you knew what it was.
MM: Well, uh, umm.. I dunno. Uh, looks like my Mario cookie.
Girl: Your WHAT?
MM: mario cookie.
Girl: #####ing nerd.  Let go of my boob.
.........ok. That was unnecessary.
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Chron
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« Reply #53 on: 8 December 2007, 01:46:52 »
No, it was funny.
And bread-related.

Speaking of which:

EGG BREAD.
Who else loves it?

gotta have some soup with it
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Dr.
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« Reply #54 on: 8 December 2007, 02:15:00 »
 ???

Mmm, like it?
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« Reply #55 on: 8 December 2007, 02:24:06 »
: Chron   8 December 2007, 01:46:52
No, it was funny.
And bread-related.

Speaking of which:

EGG BREAD.
Who else loves it?
##### YEAH. I love when my grandma puts the little hardboiled egg in the middle, when we get to the middle of the bread we're like "OMFG WTF EGG"
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Chron
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« Reply #56 on: 8 December 2007, 02:28:10 »
God, that DOES sound delicious.

: Dr.   8 December 2007, 02:15:00
???

Mmm, like it?

I've seen moldier bread in my time.
Heck, I made it that way. You know, if you take samples of mold from all around the neighborhood you can totally make awesome pictures with bread mold and stuff.
One time I made this one that was like red and brown and orange and runny.
Mostly runny, but still.
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« Reply #57 on: 8 December 2007, 02:32:34 »
: Machine Man   8 December 2007, 00:33:14
I would wrap that cookie in a zip lock bag and keep it as something to brag about.

You dweeb, cookies are supposed to be enjoyed and eaten, not horded.
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« Reply #58 on: 8 December 2007, 03:17:23 »
If you eat it, Mario stays with you forever.
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« Reply #59 on: 8 December 2007, 03:47:03 »
Fine whatever, I would eat it! YUM!! *chomp* Delicious.
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« Reply #60 on: 8 December 2007, 04:05:28 »
Not bread, but CAKE. That I baked.

IT IS DELISHUZ CAEK YUO MUST EAT IT
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« Reply #61 on: 8 December 2007, 04:20:07 »
Damn I'm hungry! I want that bread!
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« Reply #62 on: 8 December 2007, 04:40:57 »
That's not an bread that is an cake.
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« Reply #63 on: 8 December 2007, 04:44:34 »
Bread is in it.

It's one of those things that deflate when exposed to loud sounds, but I'm afraid to type it because I know I wont spell it right, and then you know what happens after that.
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« Reply #64 on: 8 December 2007, 04:46:11 »
GRANDMAR POLEASE
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« Reply #65 on: 8 December 2007, 06:17:53 »
: Machine Man   8 December 2007, 04:44:34
Bread is in it.

It's one of those things that deflate when exposed to loud sounds, but I'm afraid to type it because I know I wont spell it right, and then you know what happens after that.

No, moron, it's a cake. She said it was. Cake ≠ soufflé.
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Jakey
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« Reply #66 on: 8 December 2007, 06:18:46 »
BRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD
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« Reply #67 on: 8 December 2007, 06:38:54 »
U R TEH SMART I B LIEK U K U MAK ME HAPPI IN AND OUT I LIEK BREAD 2
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« Reply #68 on: 8 December 2007, 14:09:40 »


There...

Bread that may eat YOU.
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« Reply #69 on: 8 December 2007, 14:34:29 »
Unless I EAT IT FIRST.
I think the lobster bread would go great with lobster bisque.
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« Reply #70 on: 8 December 2007, 15:33:22 »
Alligator-bread is win.
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Jakey
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« Reply #71 on: 8 December 2007, 17:38:29 »
I googled "bread fetish"
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« Reply #72 on: 8 December 2007, 17:43:24 »
Ha...

That made my day. 

Bread Fetish. God.
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« Reply #73 on: 8 December 2007, 18:26:01 »
: Dr.   8 December 2007, 02:15:00
???

Mmm, like it?

IDIOT!

DZX9 already posted that! UGH! I'M SO MAD AT YOU! FRIGGIN MORON! YOU DON'T POST BREAD THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED. BREAD IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
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« Reply #74 on: 8 December 2007, 18:31:27 »
If that's supposed to be funny, you need to chill.

And just as a reminder, Snare's a guy.
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« Reply #75 on: 8 December 2007, 19:24:45 »
: AlexThePenguin   8 December 2007, 06:17:53
: Machine Man   8 December 2007, 04:44:34
Bread is in it.

It's one of those things that deflate when exposed to loud sounds, but I'm afraid to type it because I know I wont spell it right, and then you know what happens after that.

No, moron, it's a cake. She said it was. Cake ≠ soufflé.

Yes, but the cake is a lie.
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« Reply #76 on: 8 December 2007, 20:49:04 »
And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are Still Alive
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« Reply #77 on: 8 December 2007, 21:01:26 »
I was going to say the bread is a lie.
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« Reply #78 on: 8 December 2007, 21:21:02 »
Wrong.

There's always bread. Bread cannot be a lie, for no one can be persuaded to take part in hazardous portal-related dilemmas for bread.

Unless, of course, you have a bread fetish.

Nonetheless...
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« Reply #79 on: 8 December 2007, 22:32:02 »
Did you make that?

Just for this?

If so, I applaud you and shun you all at once.
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« Reply #80 on: 9 December 2007, 00:49:06 »
: ChaosVortex   8 December 2007, 18:31:27
If that's supposed to be funny, you need to chill.

...It was a joke.
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« Reply #81 on: 9 December 2007, 01:42:52 »
My mom makes the best banana bread in the whole wide world, no lie. Oh yeah, and my dad's fruitcake actually won an award this year, not sure if it was just my town or the whole county.
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« Reply #82 on: 9 December 2007, 01:46:26 »
Man...

If I told people my dad won the fruitcake award, they would look at me so damn weird.
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« Reply #83 on: 9 December 2007, 01:56:14 »
Winning "worlds best fruicake" is like being the world's tallest midget.
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« Reply #84 on: 9 December 2007, 01:58:23 »
: Orange Devil   9 December 2007, 01:56:14
Winning "worlds best fruicake" is like being the world's tallest midget.

I agree.

But the proper term would be "Little Person" or "Dwarf(which I never understood why 'dwarf' is less offensive than midget)."
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« Reply #85 on: 9 December 2007, 02:01:13 »
I will go by what I think is less offenseive. "little person" would not nessecarilly specify what I meant, and there is no way that I am calling a little person a "dwarf".
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« Reply #86 on: 9 December 2007, 02:45:18 »
Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him.  What's he gonna do?  Be short at me?
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« Reply #87 on: 9 December 2007, 03:00:11 »
That reminds me. What exactly is the collective noun for midgets? Like how the collective nouns for ravens is a murder.

I'm bettin' on "a clown-car of midgets."
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« Reply #88 on: 9 December 2007, 03:09:03 »
I believe the collective form is widget.

A widget of midgets.
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« Reply #89 on: 9 December 2007, 03:09:33 »
: Jakey   9 December 2007, 02:45:18
Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him.  What's he gonna do?  Be short at me?

Grammar, man.

It's "Be short with me"

To be an ass about it.

I would think that the collective for midgets would be like a "meter" or something...  Stack a few of them and that's what you get.  Not to be hateful or anything though.

Or a midget murder.
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« Reply #90 on: 9 December 2007, 04:03:34 »
We need midget bread. NAO
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« Reply #91 on: 9 December 2007, 04:06:07 »
Wow, I laughed HARD at 'a widget of midgets'.

Below: A widget of midgets having a good time.
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« Reply #92 on: 9 December 2007, 04:13:25 »
Is that Charlie Chaplin?
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« Reply #93 on: 9 December 2007, 04:21:59 »
It's Hitler.
That's his personal widget, otherwise known as the "Shortzstaffel".
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« Reply #94 on: 9 December 2007, 04:30:13 »
: guitaristjoe   9 December 2007, 03:09:33
: Jakey   9 December 2007, 02:45:18
Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him.  What's he gonna do?  Be short at me?

Grammar, man.

It's "Be short with me"

To be an ass about it.

I would think that the collective for midgets would be like a "meter" or something...  Stack a few of them and that's what you get.  Not to be hateful or anything though.

Or a midget murder.

You're an idiot.
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« Reply #95 on: 9 December 2007, 04:33:52 »
: Orange Devil   9 December 2007, 00:49:06
: ChaosVortex   8 December 2007, 18:31:27
If that's supposed to be funny, you need to chill.

...It was a joke.

Exactly. It wasn't funny.

: guitaristjoe   9 December 2007, 03:09:33
Grammar, man.

It's "Be short with me"

OH G-YAWD, not a WHOLE word.
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« Reply #96 on: 9 December 2007, 04:37:05 »
Okay, sorry. I'll be sure to consult the king of funny before I make any jokes.
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« Reply #97 on: 9 December 2007, 04:40:11 »
LMAOASAURUS!
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« Reply #98 on: 9 December 2007, 04:40:44 »
: Orange Devil   9 December 2007, 04:37:05
Okay, sorry. I'll be sure to consult the king of funny before I make any jokes.
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« Reply #99 on: 9 December 2007, 05:00:49 »
I googled "kickass bread"

This is a statue made of bread.
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