The Bread Thread

[preventerWIND]

Pizza; special Italian recipe.. or topings on bread?

[Johncarllos]

That pizza looks like an STD.


All I've had to eat today is cereal and some fries.
I'm gonna go get some bread.
Pictures will ensue.

[Mikero]

<- MIND BLOWN.

[ASR]

Special Italian recipe.

[Abominator]

That really is a horrible pizza.

Tomorrow I will get one from my local pizzeria, which looks EXACTLY like a Turtles cartoon pizza.

[Johncarllos]

nom

[ASR]

If I had more time and was on my own computer, I'd shop a picture of myself eating a cropped screencap of a pizza from TMNT.

[Abominator]

I will post pics upon said pizza's arrival tomorrow.

[Mikero]

I might have to make a pizza now...

I don't know if I want to thank people or not...

[Johncarllos]

DOES NOBODY NOTICE MY BREAD?!

[preventerWIND]

Only the last snapshot was good. Your tutorial on how to eat bread failed.

[Mikero]

What the ##### is "bread"?

[Johncarllos]

I have 3 pieces of bread in my mouth in the last shot.

[preventerWIND]

How can you even eat plain bread like that?

[Johncarllos]

It's wheat bread.

[preventerWIND]

Even worse.

[Ikeoko]

WHEAT BREAD IS AWESOME!!!

D:<

[Mikero]

It depends on what kind of wheat bread.

This reminds me of Peep Show when Mark has a brown piece of toast and a white piece and thinks;

'Brown for first course, white for pudding, brown's savoury, white's the treat.
...Of course I'm the one whose laughing as I actually love brown toast.'

[Johncarllos]

WHEAT BREAD IS AWESOME!!!

D:<

YES WHEAT BREAD.

We have this place called "Big G's" a few miles from where I live.
They have massive sandwiches.
The following are pictures of a quarter and a half of one of their sandwiches.
The sandwich is Ham, American Cheese, Pastrami, Pepperoni, Bacon, pickle, mustard, tomato and onion. On wheat bread.

yeah.

[Ikeoko]

WHEAT BREAD IS AWESOME!!!

D:<

YES WHEAT BREAD.

We have this place called "Big G's" a few miles from where I live.
They have massive sandwiches.
The following are pictures of a quarter and a half of one of their sandwiches.
The sandwich is Ham, American Cheese, Pastrami, Pepperoni, Bacon, pickle, mustard, tomato and onion. On wheat bread.

yeah.

BEST. SANDWICH. EVER.

I really want one. That thing is a monster!

[preventerWIND]

YES JOHN THAT LOOKS YUMMY. I personally love turkey sandwiches. <3

And don't get me wrong, wheat bread kicks ass (especially as toast with jam), but eating it alone as JUST the bread is a sin.

[Vinchenz Rock]

That bread looks photoshop'd for some reason.

At first I actually thought that you remade your "how to eat bread" thing with shop'd bread.

[Johncarllos]

Nope.
Real sandwiches.

[Ikeoko]

You know what the best kind of bread is tho? Potato bread. It totally kicks butt.



Muahahahaha!!!  Fear the potatoes mixed with bread!!!

[preventerWIND]

Taters?! IN BREAD?!

MADNESS! D:

[Johncarllos]

Canadian Potato Bread.
They have it at every store around here.
It is VERY hearty, but is best toasted.
It is good enough to be toasted and eaten plain.

[Ikeoko]

Taters?! IN BREAD?!

MADNESS! D:

Yes, it is like a starch overload.

[Mikero]

That is far too many carbohydrates for me, even when I'm not on a diet.

[Ikeoko]

Lol it actually doesn't have that many carbs, it just sounds like it would.

[Mikero]

Umm, if it's potato and bread, then it is basically entirely carbs...

[Ikeoko]

Isn't any bread like entirely carbs anyway?

[Mikero]

Yeah but when youput potatoes into it... whoo man. I expect that would make it a crapload more carbs.

Sadly, I don't think I will ever have a baked potato again. Which is a dreadfully bleak future.

[Snare]

CARBS ARE GOOD.

[Mikero]

IN MODERATION!

[Snare]

IN EXCESS ONLY! EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!

[Mikero]

I would put a lawn dart through my forearm before eating a Luther.

...

... Are those Krispy Kremes?

[Dragster]

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. XD

[ChaosVortex]

Say hello to the Baconator DX.

[Mikero]

Baconator isn't made with donuts or ROUND beef! It would have to be the Baconator DX SP LTD. ED.

[Abominator]

I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one.

[Ikeoko]

I would want to try a Krabby Patty. It's like, my life's dream. Only it can never happen.... wah!  D:

[Mikero]

I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one.

They're not all that.

[Johncarllos]

I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one.

They don't taste bad.
I had one.
It made me sick for a few days.

It was DELISH though.
I got it with lettuce and tomato on it though, to even out the absurd amounts of cholesterol with veggies (it made sense in my head at the time).

[Snare]

SIR I ORDERED SPRINKLES ON MY BURGER.

[ASR]

Snare, that post of yours up there was one of my favorite posts ever.

[Mikero]

Eh I had a Baconator. It wasn't anything special. It tastes like it looks. Bacon. And cheeseburger. The fact there's nothing else on it makes it suck. I didn't get sick, or even full from it.

[Johncarllos]

Eh I had a Baconator. It wasn't anything special. It tastes like it looks. Bacon. And cheeseburger. The fact there's nothing else on it makes it suck. I didn't get sick, or even full from it.

Why I added the lettuce and tomatoes.

[AlexThePenguin]

I'm very picky about how I can eat bacon.

By itself? Yes. With eggs? Yes. With a salad? Yes. Baked potato? Yes. BLT? Hells yes.

With something else that's already greasy (like cheese or a cheeseburger or a hamburger)? No.

I just can't handle the grease levels.

[ChaosVortex]

I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one.

I'll assemble your grave.

Yeah. If you've had a Jr. Bacon and a Double Cheese, you've essentially had a Baconator. It's a very good sandwich, and I remember when they were promoting the Spicy Baconator. Now THAT was tempting.

[Abominator]

Well, I have had none of the above since we don't have them here.