SHOW ME YOUR FOODS!!

[Mikero]

Are you guys talkin' about that Crunchwrap Surpreme?

Yes, ma'am.

[AlexThePenguin]

Crunchwrap Supreme. If we go to Taco Bell, we each  get one in a meal. Taco Bell reminds me of good times (It was the only place in Ashland that took traveller's cheques).

I like their Baja Blast, too, even if it does taste kind of like fluoride.

[Ikeoko]

Nathan knows his Taco Bell.....

 XP

[Mikero]

Nathan knows his taco smells!

[Ikeoko]

Haha that too

[ChaosVortex]

i have gas

[Mikero]

Yeah in your pus-hey what's going over there?

[Majikn]

This bowl of Previously-Packageduh rice has a not very subtle taste of salt as well as it is laced with varying pseudonyms for sugar but in this critique I shall only evaluate the overall delectability of the dish, or bowl, if you will:

IT's #####ED

I'm so glad I have water. Thank #####in' EVERYTHING for water right #####ing now I'm not feeling very well.

Oh ho I'm reading the topic summary and I totes just skipped that, I swear ya right now I skipped it

[ChaosVortex]

So I tried that bacon thing from Taco Bell. It's alright. It most definitely tastes like how I imagined it (even the massive sodium intake I was getting, unfortunately), so there's little surprise.

Other than that, it was pretty good, but no way am I buying another.

[Mikero]

Oh.
The Taco Bell chihuahua died on Tuesday of a stroke at age 15.
She also played the mom of Reese Witherspoon's dog in Legally Blonde.

[Johncarllos]

The dog was food?

[preventerWIND]

In some places it is.

GUYS! I #####ing made some food yesterday, this food was not regular, it was IRREGULAR! In the way that it kicked ass, indeed.

I made some rice, threw some PARSLEY and ONION SOUP MIX in that bitch. Guess what? It turned out awesome

Then I cooked some ground beef, I chucked it in a pan and you better believe that I spiced it up. Salt, pepper, chilli powder and some ONION SOUP MIX in that bitch. Know what else? There was some Montreal steak seasoning in there too. Word.

That's not all! It wouldn't be complete with a kick in the dick by some grand, golden corn. I boiled it up with some salt, sugar and MAPLE SYRUP! No onion soup in this bitch though, quit your assumptions, asshole. This ##### turned out sweet as all hell.

THEN I PUT THE CORN IN THE GROUND BEEF AND SHOOK IT ALL UP! Topped it on some RICE and gobbled that ##### up. Know what? I lost my virginity, it was so good it took my virginity.

Try it if you have the time and the ingredients, and you actually want to take a chance and take my advice for once.

[AlexThePenguin]

Y'know what's surprisingly delicious?

theo 3400 PHINNEY Coconut Curry Milk Chocolate. It's sweet, spicy and has crunchy bits of toasted coconut.

It's a deliciously interesting chocolate bar.

[Mikero]

I like to eat books.

[Speed Racer]

GOOD NEWS!

The Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito is now a regular menu item at Taco Bell! Yet another all-around EPIC WIN for Taco Bell customers!

[Mikero]

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[Majikn]

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it's like we're adding a new word that's exactly one letter longer than the last! Wait... that's exactly what's happening.

[preventerWIND]

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You are staight tripping.

The potato-burito thing is actually really good, but I'm not fond of greasing it up by throwing bacon into the mix.

[ChaosVortex]

The potato-burito thing is actually really good, but I'm not fond of greasing it up by throwing bacon into the mix.

I tried it. It tastes how it sounds, and with that said, I'd rather eat a shovel-full of salt, because that's about the equivalent.

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[AlexThePenguin]

I'm looking for a good cookie recipe with no nuts or milk products.

Anyone have one?

[Johncarllos]

That's easy.

Mix some flour and some sugar and an egg and some salt and some sugar and some crisco and coconut milk.
mix it up and throw it in the oven.

It will be something cookie-like.

[Mikero]

This is my favourite cookie recipe;

-Whine until mum makes cookies. (Flat route)

This is my second favourite cookie recipe;

-Whine until girlfriend or friend who happens to be a girl makes cookies. (Option run)

This is my third favourite cookie recipe;

-Whine until friend who happens to be a boy makes cookies. (Hail Mary)

This is my fourth favourite cookie recipe;

-Buy cookies. (Forfeit)

[Majikn]

Store-bought packaged ones or from a bakery?

Today I wrote something like "HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE" only instead I wrote "HAIL MARY FULL O' JESUS" for some reason. I wonder if I picked that up somewhere or if I'm just weird.

[AlexThePenguin]

I still want that recipe. ;_;

[ChaosVortex]

I know a good one.

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1) Purchase and/or obtain butter, an egg, some vanilla, brown sugar, white sugar, flour, salt, baking soda, and your personal favorite brand of chocolate chips.

2)

3) Profit!

[Vinchenz Rock]

btw chaos stop sending me messages on msn telling me to look at your facebook or pictures of me or something please

[AlexThePenguin]

I think Chaos has the AIDSbot that killed my hotmail.

[ChaosVortex]

Which was from Xero.

I never use MSN. It just logs me on automatically when I boot up my computer.

And then sometimes I get a message that says I've been "logged on in a different location". You can talk to me on MSN if I'm on, but I won't start talking to you. I prefer being on AIM anyway.

[Mikero]

AIM sucks. I mean, they both suck, but I like AIM less.

[ASR]

I like AIM.

I'm a fan!

[Mikero]

AIM never even blipped on my radar until you people, so it seems like it's more of an American thing to use.

People here use MSN primarily, and have since it first came out and booted ICQ to the curb, so I guess I'm just used to it.

Really I don't like any of them but I hate the telephone so much more.

[ASR]

I don't think I've ever met someone in person that uses MSN. I mean, I probably have, but it has never come to my attention.

I use AIM because everyone I know uses AIM. If everyone I knew used MSN, I'd use MSN.

It's not about the software, it's about the software everyone's using.

I mean, maybe MSN is better, but then I'd only be able to talk to Canadians I guess?

[Mikero]

The only real edge I think MSN has over AIM is that it's not based on a username, so you can change your display name whenever you want. In the hands of some people however, this is bad, so it evens out. Well actually, user images are 100x100 too, and I find it all around easier to use, but it's probably just 'cause I'm used to it.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Yep, I've never used AIM until I came here.

Still don't use it all that often.

And Mikero, you can change the person's name if you want now with the newest version of MSN. I find that it's quite a handy feature in removing extremely long names some people have. And constantly change.

[Mikero]

I don't use the actual MSN client anyway, so I could've done that earlier. But since I overthink everything I've never bothered, I'd feel dickish like I'm removing their freedoms even though I'm not.

[Speed Racer]

Everyone! Go to Taco Bell and get yourself a 1/2 lb. cheesy potato burrito and THEN say that you want bacon on it. It's actually cheaper than getting a bacon cheesy potato burrito! Haha, ##### the system!

[Johncarllos]

Awesome plan!

[Mikero]

Awful plan.

It involves going to and consuming the "food" of Taco Bell.

[Jakey]

hay u guys like my burger



"A sandwich filled with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup on two rolls."

[AlexThePenguin]

You're sure it's not made of vomit?

Because that looks like vomit to me.

[Mikero]

I know exactly what is making it look like what where, so it doesn't gross me out at all.

[Johncarllos]

*gag*

[Majikn]

That sandwich thing DOES look edible, but all the same... no.

I've actually been craving all kinds of random junky foods. Stuff like pizza pops. And waffles. And specifically that crunchwrap supreme I mentioned earlier from Taco Bell that I had years ago once. And a taco ITSELF, but not one from Taco Bell. Home made. And I could ALWAYS go for buffalo wings.

The probable reason for this is there's so little I can eat right now in my condition. Ideally I should be sticking to fluids and stuff like jello but I'm not in the condition to go out and aquire said fluids. And I hate asking people to do stuff for me; I've done it way too much recently. So I've been consuming very little to avoid a negative reaction.

But I should be better in a few days, so it may be that I'll grab one or two of these things in the near future.

[AlexThePenguin]

Did you know that Pizza Bagels have aluminum chloride in them?


(ps: That's the thing in antiperspirant deodorant that people are afraid will give them armpit cancer.)

[Mikero]

Did you know red food dye, like 80% of all red food dye, is made from scarabs?

I realize that sounds like a joke.

[ASR]

red food dye, like 80% of all red food dye

what about the other 20% of red food dye

[Snare]

Actually, the red dye comes from the cochineal insect, which is a type of scale insect (relatives include aphids, treehoppers and cicadas).

YES I STUDY CRAP LIKE THIS ON MY FREE TIME.

[AlexThePenguin]

When I was little, someone told me it was ladybugs.

[Snare]

That would taste horrible!