Oh, look at the cute little birds.

You guys are no help. I told her,"The experts at MMM will tell you what's better!" I'm not supposed to be getting praise from you guys.

You just talked to me.

Now diss her taste in games! I can't do it 'cause it'd ruin our friendship.

A scared little German midget sociopath with a tootbrush moustache.

In other news, I flip open a Shonen Jump mag and I get bombarded with 'New Live Action DBZ Film!'

God please help me.

Remember that annoying 'friend' of mine who thinks Animal Crossing is much better than Megaman? She's back at it again, and I feel as if I could kill her. This time it's Kirby. Friggin' KIRBY. I told her to leave me alone as all the things she adores will neve be as good or better than Megaman, and she just doesn't get it. I go into my email and I see I have mail from her, and I expected a,"Hey, how's your summer break?" and instead I get a "Yeah, you think Megaman's so good, Kirby has his own TV show!"

Can you guys just say something that will offend her so much that she'll shut up and leave us alone. Because if she doesn't leave me alone I'll keep bugging you guys about it.

And for the record, I told her Megaman has three TV series.

Yeah, deep, deep inside my heart, I am evil and twisted and dumb and I wanna be a dictator. Which I do, I adore Hitler. "Heil Hitler!"

I watched the 2008 Rambo on Comcast at a party. It's pretty good, even though it has no real storyline and just lots of blood and gore. But it's politically incorrect. In truth, Burmese people didn't torture citizens as severely as it was shown in Rambo. Maybe they did in the past, but these days Burmese soldiers are more civil. I should know, I'm Burmese.

I like the tone of it.

It must protrude from your nipple, then.

Do you know nothing of female anatomy?

My arm is not on my boob.

The marketing trick's not bad, it's just dumb. Who'd seriously keep empty soda cans that make too much noise when jostled, take up space, and are probably gonna mold up sooner or later?*Trips over her can collection*

Yay, ASR finally changed his disturbing but hot avatar.

Why is her arm on her boob.

Speaking of cans, did you hear about Cola's collectible cans from Russia, China, and Thailand? That's got to be their worse marketing technique ever.

What if pineapple Fanta came from poisonous pineapples similar to Yubi's dangerous apple tree? You want pineapple Fanta in the first place.

Uh, what're you talking about . . ? I think you're hallucinating . . .

I'm not lazy. I mean, do I look lazy?

<--DOINK DOINK

If the brie was injected with growth hormones I'd still decide to smell of it. Better inside than on the out.

Crucio!! MWAHAHAHA!! *Backfires* AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

Watch Chaos come back.

Smell. Then I can take a shower, whereas eating it will forever leave it's mark on my colon.

ASR, stick the finger in some Wendy's chili and scream like a girl, quick, while the manager isn't looking!

Sniff, got served BRIE.

*Sneaks back in* Nyahahahaha . . .

It seems like y'all got kinda off topic. Although, I agree completely. Rydia's the best!

It's okay to go off topic, especially if you read the rules.

Who knows About Wily, yay.

Four fifths of best. There.

And I actually know what Betterman is. After having Anime Planet-ed it.

Jesus is a butthole, a.k.a Mel Gibson?!

Your loss.

You should watch, if not for the subject material, for the music. J-Rock at it's best.

Except poke Bush's nipple while in his breast pocket?

And I saw him on a goat's butt.

If there can be a 19 year old assistant manager at Safeway, I'm sure there can be a young teenager who's interested in sorting out mail for a living.

EW GROSS.jpg

How can you say that, it's a work of art. The piece I mean, not what's happening in it.

Lucky you, I bet you infiltrated the White House with Mike looking for lint in Bush's coat pocket and came across this master plan.

X has round buttoxals O.o

It's not like post office workers were never children, Chron.

I thought this was a comic about Preventers, not NooBs.

SOMEONE MAKE A FRIGGIN' COMIC.

There's been like twenty posts and still no actual comic.

But I still can't imagine him a NooB. As Mike taught me, a NooB is an annoying idiot who pokes around rudely and never read the rules before joining, while a newbie is a normal, calm, collected individual who learns without bugging anyone, much. I considered Chron a newbie, but a NooB?! Shocker.

He seems like a veteran Matrician.

Wonder what the people at the post office thought.

"Look at this return address. Probably some kid."

"Wily?! OMG, he's alive?!"

I can't hold another contest 'til I scan Chron's art, so just wait. I still have to find a close up easy enough for you guys as well.

Oh yeah Chron, I jazzed your prize up a bit with Maple Syrup Energy lying on a love seat and you gawking after having just got back home from work. That good enough?

Oh God, Chron was a NooB?! I find that hard to believe.

And so does God.

I wanna be in this changing-of-the-avatar movement.

Oh. Never mind. OMG, MARIK.

I'vs said NooBier. But seriously, what does he mean by "if you didn't get it?" "Cause I sure want it. Does it have something to do with that room in MChat?

Oh yeah, Chaos, I want the Club Mega please, whatever it is.

Umm, what's your avatar supposed to be anyways? I thought it was R.O.B.

What's a Club Mega??

IE7 pwns.